Jersey Shore School of Etiquette

A few episodes ago, my future life coach and Jersey Shore cast member J-Woww was caught in a lie. When Sammi Shorts (you know she's more into shorts than she is "sweet") asked her why she had guilty liar smeared all over her face, Jenni came up with one of the greatest excuses I have ever heard.

Aren't we all, J-Woww? AREN'T WE ALL?!