The title of this post not only reflects my love for the amazingly gay (and catty!) Kanye West, but also the theme for today: My addictions.
I make no secret of the fact that I like to drink, smoke, pop pills, tell lewd stories, and scheme ways to get Prude MackAll to look at gay porn with me. (Look here!)
I'd like to take this time to send a little love letter to one of my favorite whores:
Ambien just went generic! Now I can pass out on demand AND on the cheap! This is also good news because Lunesta is bullshit. What's the point of popping non-habit forming dolls? I mean really.
Speaking of which. . .
I cannot express how much I wish this product was real.