I'm a gal of a handful of talents. These talents are not spread out across disciplines, nor are they really good for achieving any kind of recognizable greatness. What career can an encyclopedic knowledge of TV trivia get you, really? The thing about my odd skill set is, though, that I really excel at what I do well. Like rhyming. Get it? Because I just rhymed!
Anyway, I have decided to take advantage of my natural talents and make a name for myself in the business of show. Which is why I'm dropping out of college to become a professional scat singer. Wish me luck - like I'll even need it, bitches!