Hero has this friend Jack, who is a mixed breed but has some shepherd in him, so I call him Jack Shepherd. And Jack lives on our walking route, so when we walk by Hero is always really excited to see if Jack is there so they can play and do some open mouth kissing or whatever.
Today was a bit different.
They were playing just the same as they always do, but then Hero goes to lay on his back for a tummy rub, but this time he whips out his peen. Then, while he's laying there spread eagle with his business airing out, Jack goes up to him and proceeds to LICK HIS PUPPY PENIS. This went on for about 30 seconds, but it was enough to scar both myself and Jack's owner. Then she turns to me and says, "Well, it doesn't get more intimate than that, eh?"