So Project Runway is back (praise Allah), but the early episodes are never as good because you don't know yet who to love or hate. Actually, I already hate about four of the contestants, but that's just my nature.
What I really want to talk about is the Project Runway All-Stars competition that aired before the premiere. Cutie-patootie Daniel Vosovic won, but I have no idea why. Here's the main reason:
HE SENT A MODEL DOWN THE RUNWAY DRESSED AS A SUICIDE BOMBER.
AND! Not one of the judges, contestants, or Grandmother-Willow-Type Tim Gunn commented on it! Hopefully they did and it was edited out, because I cannot imagine a competent person seeing anything else when they look at this mess.
The trusty Internets did notice, thank God. At least the blog that I stole the picture from did.