So I may be curled in the fetal position on death's door, but if there were one thing that could cure all the terrible diseases in the world (both real and imaginary), it would be this picture:
Sunday, November 22, 2009
It Takes Two
I got the H1N1 vaccine this week, and I'm convinced it poisoned me, since I have a sore throat, an overactive imagination, and a need for attention. But if I die, it will have been at the hand of that woman down at the sketchy public health department who accused me of lying about my medical history. Hey lady! Go hold some crack baby - I doubt you could do much harm since they're already poisoned!
So I may be curled in the fetal position on death's door, but if there were one thing that could cure all the terrible diseases in the world (both real and imaginary), it would be this picture:
Sweet baby Jesus. Let's get a close up of that, shall we?
And how about a side by side, for old time's sake?
Amazing. I'm cured.
So I may be curled in the fetal position on death's door, but if there were one thing that could cure all the terrible diseases in the world (both real and imaginary), it would be this picture:
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