At least, I assume she must. Little Noah (still 10 years old, remember) must have read my last post and said to herself, "What the WHAT?! How am I not this girl's fave child faux-celeb?! SOMETHING MUST BE DONE."
So the littlest Cyrus (I assume she's the littlest, I couldn't really give less of a shit about the other Cyri) got out her Flip camera and put some Ke$ha on the iTunes and made me a video. A few notes before the screening of my latest obsession, however:
1. I've been pronouncing Ke$ha as "Keisha." It's actually more like "Keh-Shuh," which I, oddly, am more okay with. Because then the $ makes more sense, since it's kind of like Cash-uh. Ungh, I never thought I would argue that having a $ in one's name makes MORE sense, but there you go.
2. It can only be assumed that Noah Cyrus learned to lip synch from watching a Glee marathon because OH MY GOD IT IS MADDENING TO WATCH.
3. According to ONTD, the gay, drunk choreographer in the background is actually just a Cyrus cousin.
4. LOVE that she is wearing a Miley concert tee.