Which brings me to my point. I am, after 10 episodes of my new non-guilty pleasure, gay for Dean. This is where it gets confusing, because one of the gay bros is named Dean, the brother's father is played by walks-with-a-limp-because-he-always-has-one-foot-in-the-grave actor Jeffrey Dean Morgan, and the other bro ho is portrayed with effortless man-beauty by Jared Padalecki, who got his break as Dean on Gilmore Girls.
My hard-on is for the latter.
I used to watch Gilmore Girls and thought Dean was a total pussy. I mean, look at this kid:

Anyhoo, I kind of thought that Dean was what "Jared" was really like (in my mind he is actually named Dean. Plus, it's a way better name than Jared, which can only be equated with losing weight from eating turkey subs for a year). After all, Alexis Bledel was never really acting on that show either. When it started she fit the character perfectly because she didn't know a boom mike from a makeup trailer, and was therefore awkward and impish. Then she got a few parts in some other shit I'm too lazy to look up on IMDb and she got all cocky and started preening for the cameras. Why should I believe Pussy Dean to be any different?
Oh, how wrong I was. Now look at how our little D (which no longer stands for douche, but, uh, dayum?) has grown into a hot piece of gay-crush man meat:

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