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I say that my TiVo is my best friend/boyfriend and people laugh. I guess they assume I'm joking, which I am most certainly not. This is a dual-tuner TiVo, which just means that you can record two shows at the same time (This is also the ONLY flaw with a regular TiVo). Plus, on Amazon.com, after rebate, it's like $80.Perfect For: Someone who has recently broken their legs. Or is just lazy.
I assume you know about OhMiBod, the vibrator that plugs into your iPod and vibes along to the music you're playing. This is from the same crazy Brits - a vibe that connects to your cell phone (I think there's a cord, but how awesome would it be if it were Bluetooth?!) This is obviously for those people who are really into phone sex. There's also a "discreet" version for, uh, when you're in the carpool lane? I have no idea how the vibe/phone thing makes sense otherwise. Does it vibe along with the voice of the other person? Or is it for when you're stuck on hold listening to smooth jazz?Perfect For: Someone in a long distance relationship, who also likes the color pink and Sex & The City
Okay, this is something you can get at Target for $10, but it's a freaking face vibrator. I know. I so want one. I have no idea what this is supposed to do to your face; the package says that it's a "skin vitalizer," but I doubt even the "real women" at Dove know what the fuck that means. I think it would also be really hilarious for me to use it, because I have these large Polish cheeks and lips that wobble when I do so much as walk briskly - imagine what would happen if I put this on my face! It'd be like watching the faces of people in a space shuttle launch! Comedy gold.Perfect For: Someone who laughs when reading the words "face vibrator."
Hmm, what shall we cover next time? Everyone's fave shit: Books, Music, and DVDs
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